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99 Problems by SnaiLords 99 Problems by SnaiLords
Good news. I'm losing weight (healthily) like I wanted.
Celery sticks have got to be the second most disgusting thing I've eaten.

-_-' I paid a month membership for Krav Maga too. =( Now I can't go. 
Financial aid is making me jump through hoops to get financial aid.
My mom doesn't speak English. So any documents involving her requires extra work on my part.

I'm hunting for a roommate off campus since the school accepted me so late (inexcusable! I applied 2 months before their deadline)...Can't sign up for campus housing unless you're officially accepted.
Now all campus housing had been filled.

I'm praying to the universe my roommate is perfect. No drugs, no smoking, neat. Drama-free. No annoying guests or thieves. Etc lol

This psychological torture before school start. It's ok. But I didn't die. 

My sister however, did forecast another year of Lady Misfortune following me. Yay. In sickness, no health, she will always be around. lol

Much rambling. Very whiny. So lame. lol
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phantomonex Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2015  Student Artisan Crafter
That happened to me before.... I told my parents what really happened years later, they never suspected. They believed my lie about a ball falling down the stairs. XD
Hessanite Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I did the same with my mom's passenger door. I slammed the door...and ripped right through the vinyl stuff with the seatbelt thingy.
CiridaeWings Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  Hobbyist
Something similar happened to my wall...and it was my mom who did it
cmd1095 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
happened to me once, I lied and said I tripped and fell into the wall
Erichan8DD Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I did the same....The wall and the dor died too easly and I were scared for death after that! 'XD
HLindsayT Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I remembered I was kicking my heel back towards the wall out of curiosity and that part of the wall is now damaged... why are walls so weak? I just don't know.
Inaan Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2014
Shiiiitttt if I did that my leg would be at best, bruised :D. Cuzz the walls in my house are made with cement/stones/bricks one of those things, not sure which.(as any other house around here).
No worries, you are a strong person you will go through anything good ol Life throws at you :) Even a troll of a roommate :D (hopefully you won't get one of those. lol)
Superinsanewolf Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
You could get a punching bag and beat the ever loving shit out of it.
edwardchibichan Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Either you got a really strong wall, or a really strong foot. XD, last time  i opened my bedroom door, i made a hole in it with the handle XDDD. cheap wall
delta7Xx Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014
that time i punched the wall... jeez, i didnt hit it that hard!
Wintersgreenaurora Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I hope you're ok. That hit looks like it would hurt. A lot.
SnaiLords Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2014  Student Digital Artist
No, haha I didn't feel a thing
lagombi Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2014
How was your foot okay?
animething7 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
You should buy a bunch of plates to smash when you get mad. Ive been meaning to do it. Its so satisfying when you break something :3
fai-kwan Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2014
Financially stressed, man. :p
Zomberine Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Student Artist
Wow! you  train krav maga?
PedroHenrique-2 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Gogo perfect roomate!
until he has the oportunity and trows you at the wolves without even thinking twice.

just kidding you'll be fiiiiiine! (probably)
Pikachu Yellow Version 
TheAncynt Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
But you did fix that problem up... :P
alalessia Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014  Hobbyist
Good thing you have fanarts to cover stuff up with XD
cagatintas Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014
:XD:.....................................................................this is the fuking live.
LSD3 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014
Breaking things is far more therapeutic than it should be. Buy some cheap glass things and proceed to break them and then break their broken bits. 

Is good for the soul. 
inuki2kami Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Ive done that too... Except it was a bathroom wall and i punched it. My ma had my hide for that.  Hope thing brighten up for you. Sorry i never entered the contest like i said I would. On the last week of the contest i hurt my hand twice so i could never finish it :/
Skizaero Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I totally did this the other day with my elbow. Except I didn't realize I put a hole in it and my dad noticed before I did. Much trouble. So scare. D:
Voltex12345 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh, surprised as you bay be, i know the feel, yeah it's the kind of thing that feels amazingly good but is something you regret at the same time as soon as you realize you just did it

again, isn't Krav Maga the testicle based martial art?
Takuriche Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014
Ouch, poor wall xD
i wish you the best of the luck for your new roommate, hang in there Snail!
dinobenten Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014
I have a ball(Not that kind) that is kinda like a rubber version of memory foam. I think it used to be a dog toy but now it is my personal thing for stress.
AlanSteenhouwer Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014
I did that too once. Dad was pleased.
mainehawk Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014
Too bad we don't live in the same area. I could use a roommate. 

On another less creepy note, there is a saying that my dad would always tell me. "When life feels like she's going to kill you, it means she's about to send you on an awesome journey." Perhaps things may be difficult right now, but that only means it will get better! Slice of Red Velvet Cake Emote 
DubbleONinja Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014
Lovely Shoujo (Err Drawing Blank) [V3] I wish I could help you in your times of hardship~
aisenmasaurus Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Putty filler my dear. Fixes wholes int he wall with a white marshmallow looking subsance. Leave it to dry and just paint right over. Hopefully it will cover it up ;)
Ermin96 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014
hahaha this is so awesome and I love the character :heart: :D
Ponyitalia12 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*sighs* I'm not even brave enough to kick my f♥cking wall.
Angel-Dust-Ryuuki Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Student General Artist
I ran and put a hole in the wall by jumping off it.

Went to the doc for some blood work. Everything good except my stress is really really high.
YeliMoon Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
This is happened to me before!
Kai-Sakurai Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014
i had a similar scene
just with the door instead of the wall...
and u couldnt look completely through
from outside my room the door looked fine
from inside: WTF??? xD
ChibiNeko1234 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hehe this happened to me twice
but I threw a chair at the wall once
DaisukeTensei Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014   Traditional Artist
To be honest, finding a proper candidate for rooming, is quite daunting. While they may seem suitable at first, they may begin to reveal his/her true nature. Which may be much, to your disliking. A close friend, would be the best choice. Imo. Less risky for sure.
JSReave Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
rofl u are so dead in that comic
see what ur mother looks like in your drawings XD
Sevel Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014
lol =/ well its easy enough to fix up its just that even then it will still show that fresh paint was applied :P
Felizias Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist

Why does that remind me of the video there you punched a hole in the wall? :lol:

But seriously, you need a punching bag (preferably non-living (interpret that however you want)). :XD:
Nnoki Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*gives red-velvet cupcake* It'll be ok
princessyairi Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014
hugs cupcakes and a safety helmet with an umbrella
Dragon--Reborn Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014
Good luck, with your roommate, as well as your hand and financial aid application :)

I went to a boarding school from 14-18 years old, and I'm pretty tall, and like running and jumping around the place. One day, when I was about 15 and 6'3 or 4 after finishing a nice cup of Milo (with a few drops of milk XD) I was skipping back to my room, feeling all was right with the world, then got violently CRACKED across the top of my head... by the doorframe :,(

Amusing for everyone involved but me lol
IllyDragonfly Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014   General Artist
Aah, a perfect stranger as roommate is always a bit creepy at first, let's hope. ;)
But wait, if the roommate will be perfect you could find him/her/other annoying, because when you are close to someone who is perfect you suddenly realize... that you are not perfect at all. :XD:
Beybladefan4543 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Reminds me of the time I punched out a window at school. XD Our windows at home are really thick, but unfortunately, the school's ones are thin as fuck. I had a hard time explaining myself to the teachers.
Lexie-the-Pixie Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
So frustrated. Much lol. (Try lel, huehuehue)

Really now, hope you get someone nice as a roommate. Hmm... *gasp* what if you get a snail? That'll be camazing!
MyortvayaDevitsa Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Good luck with your new roommate! Hopefully you'll get someone quiet and nice. What language does your mom speak?
RandomThoughts189 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014
It could have always been a glass window, like what happened to me. 
Very accident. Much scare.

RunningWire Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014  Student General Artist
Oh my gosh, I hope you get a decent roommate who isn't destructive. Good luck!
Falfare Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014
Normal roommate? Good luck with that, everyone is a little cuckoo when you get to know them, or sometimes they become cuckoo when or after encountering certain kind of people (this includes ourselves), after all, being cuckoo is a bit contagious by itself (so watch out if you're cuckoo yourself)
I kinda like cuckoo friends though, they give you experiences normal people can't, although druggies and smokers and something along those lines are a whole other case
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