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Dear Soul Mate 2 by SnaiLords Dear Soul Mate 2 by SnaiLords
lol so, as always, someone attempted to date me. I pushed him away yet he insisted on the pursue. I knew in the beginning I'm not what he's looking for, nor is he the right person for me.

Anyhow, lol as always, they insisted on the pursue until I start growing fond of their presences. Then Bam. Gone. It didn't work out. He was looking for some marriage material, someone to settle down.
I'm just not ready for all that. Although it was fun while it lasted. It will take 7 days for the oxytocin to leave my system. Until then.

Oh and someone rear-ended my car today lol. Icing on the cake! But it's all good. There was a scratch mark but it's no big deal since they apologized. My car is all busted (by me) anyways. 

So yeah, how you guys been =)
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Kaureshi Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015  Hobbyist
oh god that has to be painful XD

I should know I legit have a scar on my chest like that (except its a straight line)
felt like my chest was gonna explode when I moved my arms back >.<
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Juuuulez Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2015
Fiiiirst- I wanted to say: GREAT ART! o3o/
I have to tell you , that i was completly shocked when i saw it, too. Your humor is great but dark and i feel like your comics are pretty much depressing...But then  i thought  that they are only representing the normal life?At least....PARTS of it lol ^-^  You are a wonderful inspiration and i hope that you will go on with this! Also i hope that you are not that unhappy, as your pics show it to ME! This is only my opinion, i find you freaking awesome 
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TheseOpenWounds Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014  Student
I feel like that sometimes only not dating wise because no one has ever asked me out or wat not. 
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Erichan8DD Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"marriage material, someone to settle down" <- This actualy isnt a bad thing. Its a nice thing, but only when all involved want to participate.

But I am sorry for you anyways. Since I am too good at keeping people away i cant really tell that "i know how it feels", because i never let anyone in that close before hehe XPP (Also ive never felt in love too so...Yeah i will not lie about that.) 

But for sure that must be very very bad. Just telling from the pain i felt about just losing a old friend at not much time ago( i felt like pure shit) this sure must suck :/ 
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Nappah Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
awwwwww
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Yukow Featured By Owner May 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol!:heart:
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner May 4, 2014  Student Digital Artist
XD
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OddWritings Featured By Owner May 3, 2014
-applies headpoke, then a headpat-

Dang, chebabble. o-o; I really like this art. Good backstory, grand work of art and morbid humour. Great show. 

And in the meantime. you'll do well, tiny. Have another headpat. -pat-
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Student Digital Artist
head pats? Lol I feel like a cat.

Why thank you. My humor is dark as my soul.

=) If I can't laugh at misery, I'd be in an asylum by now. 
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OddWritings Featured By Owner May 4, 2014
o-o

This just happened.

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Me: Oi, Misery

Misery: mm?

Me: You. go be laughed at by Camazing. 

Misery: ...

Me: Go on, be laughed at.

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Quick explanation: my cowriter goes by the name of Misery. =B He still thinks I am a sill idiot.

As to you being a cat: I guess.

Though now I have the mental image of a snail with cat ears. =3=
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner May 4, 2014  Student Digital Artist
LMFAO 
Whoops, sorry cowriter *points and laugh at Misery*

Hm, a snail cat...
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OddWritings Featured By Owner May 9, 2014
The mental image of the Snail Cat.

it is such a glorious creature. D:
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Kipli Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014
:( (Sad) Well that is sad that you believe that you have nothing inside.
We all have something inside, and something to give but when it comes to ourselves we become very short sighted or even blind.
When it comes to relationships we all have something wonderful to give others, but people forget when it doesn't work out. If it didn't work out it only means that what the other wanted did not match what you can give, and that is on them if you told them that their expectations do not match reality.

Don't worry you will find someone who matches and is perfect for you, and when you do the idea of marriage won't bother, frighten, or sadden you. I know because if I can marry someone anyone canNod , but you have to trust your instincts and ignore your mind when it starts telling you negative stories.

Everyday say 5 things positive about the relationship and yourself!Hug 
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Student Digital Artist
^^ Aw thank you for your kind words.

Nah, if I were the last person on earth with another girl.
She'd drown herself. lol.

But it's ok. I can always draw on the sand.
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Kipli Featured By Owner May 4, 2014
Didn't I say think of 5 positive things about yourself? POSITIVE!meowshakefist
That's not positive.

Fine. I challenge you to a thinkers duel!:slapfight:  Do you except?
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Art-in-heart4va Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014  Student
:heart:
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Student Digital Artist
^^
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Nikoru-chi Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
*le feels come on* ...
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...
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I'm gonna be your soulmate ;-; until we find your male soul mate, I'm gonna be the manliest chick you know and make you feel awesome.
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Student Digital Artist
lol if I'm with a girl, I prefer to be the manly one XD.

Opening doors, picking up checks, giving up jackets, 
retrieving my car in the rain to get her etc.

and I top. LMFAO.
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Nikoru-chi Featured By Owner May 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD ahahaha! I'd probably enjoy that XD make you nibble one the other end of pocky and whatever XD spray your jacket with some sexy perfum XD
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TinyandHuge Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014  Student General Artist
Soulmates keeps being late. It's suckish.
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Student Digital Artist
It's ok, I get other things done without a significant other consuming my time
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TinyandHuge Featured By Owner May 8, 2014  Student General Artist
Glad your being strong!
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S-Lioness Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i hope u get well soon -emotionally- i know memories don't go that easily
btw i was going to talk to u about something but i don't think i can when ur like that lol XD
i'll send u one of my creepy real stories in pm to lighten ur mood ;)
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I'm ok now.

OH FU. I'm SO SORRY. YOU CAN PUNCH ME IN THE FACE.

lol I opened the story at work, decided to save it to read at home...completely forgot about it.
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S-Lioness Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
glad ur okay now ^_^
btw reading those at work u slacking off? bad bad :P
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Student Digital Artist
LOL it's so boring at work, so I just obsessively check my DA. Then have to hide phone when someone comes around.

;D Can't really type replies lol. I'm home now though.
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S-Lioness Featured By Owner May 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
welcome back home~ :meow:
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Hollen36 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Maybe I'm nit-picking but if you were trying to access the heart wouldn't you make an incision bellow the rib cage like the Aztecs? Lol still a good job on this though though.
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Well, if they knew how to properly access my heart, located slightly to the left of the sternum, they'd find it and I wouldn't have been left with a gaping hole on my chest for no reason. Lol
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in-no-hurry2grow Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014  Student General Artist
I didn't go on DA for a while, so I finally returned, and there was a gaping hole in your chest.

I missed a lot.
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Nope. You're right on. Lol
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sweetsweetsunshines Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Awww *pats Camazing*
Hope your car gets fixed soon. XP the drivers where I live are all awful. Half the time they don't even signal.
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Man, why the hell are they so lazy to not signal...

My car is fine lol. As long as it's external damage, I'm not fixing it
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salmonandcapers Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Student Digital Artist
*gobbles*
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Inaan Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014
I don't know, should I hug you or slap you, or both >:( Hug you cuzz the thing that happened to you sucks and slap you because you made a compromise with yourself when you decided to go out with him even thought you didn't realy wanted to, and in a way you knew it wouldn't work out. And that is a big No-No(yes I know the ''no-no'' part extremely intelligent and adult like:D).
So I choose to hug you and give you a red velvet cupcake (cuzz I'm nice, and I fear you will throw a snail at me if I slap you lolz). 
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Slap me and it'll feel like a kiss. ;D lol

Jk. I know, I should have known better. But he fed me...
and I was sold.
LMAO. 
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some1eleven Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014
... mariage matterial?
O u O
PHHHFFFT~ OMG THAT'S THE CUTEST THING I HEARD IN A WHILE 8D *explodes with laughter* :rofl:

Sorry for taking this chance at heartless amusement ^^; I'm horrible, I know, and believe me, I tried to stop it. It was just impossible, though. Marriage material~ *starts gigglesnorting anew* :lmao:

It honestly makes me wonder what your soul mate is like. Somehow, I have the feeling that he's going to be covered in scars as much as you are :)
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Student Digital Artist
lolz marriage material  is funny nowadays? XD

I'm guessing he will be. 
Mostly inflicted by me. When I find him. Jk. 
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some1eleven Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014
Only if you know the marriage material in person- *slapped* :meow:

I'd be careful with that. If you're any indication, he might retaliate. It's your soulmate we're talking about here :XD:
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mainehawk Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014
I'm sorry you had to deal with that :sigh: 

We're always here for you!! 
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Come and slap this pain away~
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mainehawk Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014
I'm not one for slapping pain away, unfortunately. From what I've experienced, it only enhances it.  

But I can hug it away for you!  Frozen - HUG! 
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lauryn413 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"I'm not broken, just bruised"-luke_skiewalker
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Student Digital Artist
like a banana...
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lauryn413 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yes Aidyn like a banana.......
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MikeandTom Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014  Hobbyist
Man, that blows... don't fret, though. One day your person in shining armor will come along, and appreciate you, and all the snail-ness that you hold.
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Student Digital Artist
lol I hope not anytime soon.
I can't handle another chest slashing.
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