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Model by SnaiLords Model by SnaiLords
Hahah so I was tryna finish this strip...
When my idiot lil sis ran in moaning incoherent words of "I can't move my jaw."
I took her to the Emergency Room past midnight,
because she dislocated her jaws doing face exercises.

A round of applause, please.
HAHAHAH She scared the crap out of me, thinking she was having a stroke or something.
She was too embarrassed to say she was doing face exercises and dislocated her own jaw.

Mega facepalm. I'm still laughing at her.

It's funny. The female side has been overloading on the recent artworks. I think the male side takes over the strongest from the months of May to late July. Then he leaves.

My sis said "You've been cold, aloof, mean, cranky, easily agitated and emotional withdrawn for the past months." I don't recall doing such thing but they said I did. 

I flipped through my phone, seeing all these boyish pictures and think to myself...Damn, if that's not possessed, I don't know what is.
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:icontheweirdwonderz:
theweirdwonderz Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I've gotten that sometimes. XD -Holly
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Tayday12 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
About your female side being perceived as "not as nice", I thought you may find this interesting:

ask-pauli-amorous.tumblr.com/p…

I think that even more then the original study, what the link proves is that when people perceived as "female" aren't compassionate all the time, they're seen as meaner because "usually they're more 'understanding.'" When in actuality, they just take less shit. In my opinion anyway. Cheers!
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Sunnyeye Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014  Professional Artist
-takes pic- OuO
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:iconzeck143:
Zeck143 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014
I know how that feels..
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:iconcupcakequeen16:
Cupcakequeen16 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
You love red velvet cupcakes! HIGH FIVE! 

(I know exactly how you feel about that food part. I have a huge appetite. XD)
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KuroMadicchi Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Look snail, he may be a good person and all but I want you to be who you really are.
I no I have no right to criticize but you should be who you wanna be
I swear if he takes over you whole being I'm gonna send an exorcist there right away. or unsubscribe <_< I'm watching you

Don't let him take you away :<
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pinkamenadianapies Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014
Hello. Guess what time it is? OFF TOPIC QUESTION TIME.... what would you do if I Said "swiggity swooty I'm commin for dat booty" (sorry random like that lol you really can just ignore me xD)
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InnerBushman Featured By Owner Edited Aug 17, 2014
You know what's missing here? Super-thin super-expressive snail in high heels :XD:
... with an Uzi!!!
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Angel-Dust-Ryuuki Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2014  Student General Artist
Though I like to point out not all model work requires you to be a twig.

But you be what you want to be!

My tmj is hurting too. Guess we both have broken jaws.
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Ponyitalia12 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
hahahahaha i always look shitty everywhere. //shoot
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AnIm3MaNgA Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL 
I can relateLaugh LOL 
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:iconjadziah:
Jadziah Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha! At one point I wanted to be a model then I just went stuff it and ate a cinnamon scroll. I think my sister did the same.
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Sorasubject01 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  Student General Artist
lmao I could never give up food. People kept suggesting that I should do modeling as a part time job but I couldn't take parting with pizza.
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lauryn413 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My new hair color looks like a red velvet cupcake!
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YeliMoon Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Red Velvet Cupcakes are too good to give up! :3
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Sketchy-Fiend Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014
Are red velvet cupcakes good? never had 'em o.o
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Tesunie Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey, the new "models" actually don't always worry about being "thin". A lot of the more current models actually are becoming more "normal selves/everyday" model looks. (And from what I've seen of you in the couple of videos I've watched, you seem skinny enough to me. <- Please take this as the compliment it was meant to be.)

Insecure? Sorry. Can't help with that. (I'm always a self doubter here... so I think my own level of self security is rather low.)
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AJInu-Okami Featured By Owner Edited Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
The modeling thing is actually how I feel every time my dad wanted me to do some sort of modelling thing that showed up in my mail. I was like no but he kept persisting about it and telling me how it would look good on my resume. First of all, I hate makeup besides anything for my lips. Second of all, I don't want to go on a 'special diet' if I don't meet up with the lanky look. Third, I'm already insecure enough with my looks (this follows the first and second). Forth, I don't like pictures not on my accord. If I want to pose one way, let me and don't put me in an ultra girly pose (this follows third). I want to model for a company that accepts all sizes, not just the thin, lanky, tall ones. I love food too much too. Cake, fries and snacks all day!
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icewhip Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014
Maybe you should see that fortune teller again? Maybe she can tell if that spirit is still inside you.
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Grey-Wolf1 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Student Filmographer
This is funny. Red velvet is another great thing top have in life. Hope your sister is okay. :)
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Jigoku-Tsuki Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
LOL. xD
i think i would answer the same thing if someone asked me that. xP
i wouldn't be able to stop eating anything with chocolate or any kind of candy. x3
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TheGreatRayne12 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014
dawww ;w;  Lol, red velvet cupcakes should be all of humanities greatest priority xD    Red velvet over modeling any day! 'w'/  

Omg poor sister xD but wow, face exercises :2  That would be kind of embarrassing ^^'  Its good she wasn't stroking though >w> 
Boyish pictures?   Possessed???    No no no, your confused!  Its called "Fabulous Snail"
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Felizias Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Aww, your snailiness~ :no: You would built up a reputation quite quickly. :giggle: (Models don't have to be starving skeletons though. :))
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DubbleONinja Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014
It sounds like you've got a lot of fun people in your life ^-^! 
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KandyKitty101 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Face exercises? xD 
Anyway, nice work! I feel you on the whole insecurity things. (I really, Really, REALLY like the way you draw hair!)
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SavageFrog Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD Oh dear lord Snail.
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:iconshell19:
Shell19 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist
The shading on the hair is just so beautiful! And I love your eyes in the last panel ^^
I hope your sister will be okay ^^
Have you started art college yet??
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KingKabuto007 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014
image.shutterstock.com/display… Had to mention it at least once lol i'm sry XD
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:iconrandomette365:
randomette365 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love this so much XD
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:icontheancynt:
TheAncynt Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Professional General Artist
wtf .....haha :P
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:iconlsd3:
LSD3 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014
Because its easier being on the end of a camera when you're the one pressing the buttons. 
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Lexie-the-Pixie Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Face exercises? Erm...

Okay.

That hair. So gorgeous. So fabulous. No Balls

P.S.: the modeling industry is kinda criticising. I say you pass (that, and food is prioritary Bunny Emoji-56 (Nomnomnom) [V3] )
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LadyoftheGeneral Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Models don't need to be rail-thin--I've modeled myself and I'm no stick. I think you'd make a beautiful model, and you definitely have no need to be insecure. But if you don't want to model, of course it's your prerogative. :) I think you could do it though.
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AmyNChan Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow, I didn't know you could dislocate your jaw... 0.o

and yes for Red Velvet!! *^_^*
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TinyandHuge Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Student General Artist
lol omg your poor sister....

And yeah CURSE YOU RED VELVET CUPCAKES AND YOUR DELICIOUSNESS!
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xXKrittaXx Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist
Lol I love red velvet cupcakes too XD
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Toradora5683 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
While you look very pretty, modeling companies are very shallow and just...meanies XD 
I would say it's not worth it Lovely Shoujo (Nods) [V4] 
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Dragon--Reborn Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014
There are lines I will cross for friends
There are lines I will cross for family
and there are measuring tapes I will break for food XD
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musclevirus Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
For the cupcakes
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AlanSteenhouwer Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014
scariest version of you yet.
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cagatintas Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014
mmmmm...aidyn erotic model ........:pissed:
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:iconknightster:
Knightster Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014
Wait a sec.... What was she exercising to dislocate her jaw?! :stare:
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jacob-reddinger Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
don't go apeshiet, dude. It never helps. Just don't put yourself into a situation where it's possible for your photo to be taken. :XD: That's what I do.

Also... What are 'Face Exercises'?
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RoguishBard Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Face exercises?
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SkyDayYan Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I swear to god this face made me remember of the villager in the trailer of the new super smash bros xd
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Ani-Sempai Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014
*gives lots of red velvet cupcakes*
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Akarazu-Feline Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I love this. <3
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dalyladolly Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I feel bad for laughing but its quite funny what happens to your sister my love

ps. I'm your red velvet cupcake ;) 
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StrawhatDShaina Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOD !
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The-art-lover-46 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Woah, hope your sis is alright despite all that. XD Also, your hair it's like- :icondatassplz: So gorgeous :D
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