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My Dilemma by SnaiLords My Dilemma by SnaiLords
Due to the increase of accidental 'le sexy' times inbox by males. This has to be addressed.

Humans, I am a self-sexual androgyne. (<<genderless thing much like Kissae)

I will no longer reply to those 'le sexy' time inboxes from ANY gender. Thank you.

I'm here to post art...not mating....-_-'. I haz my right hand for that.

*braces self for the unwatches*
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BldPwrQuntm11 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015  Hobbyist
Snail'
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2Cybercat2 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Both you should do both o_o
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delta7Xx Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014
is it wrong if i laughed at this?
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:iconpinkett1314:
Pinkett1314 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
No it is not cause I laughed too!!~ 
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delta7Xx Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2015
pffh... i can just imagine when snailords gets hit on by a girl who thinks she's a girl... or
idk, things can get complex .3.
pffh, im about as straight as a slinky <w<
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Pinkett1314 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Well now wouldn't dat be something I'm as straight as a bendy straw
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delta7Xx Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015
straight is just... too boring, too predictable >w<
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superdjgirlanime Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014  Student Artist
i really didnt want to ask cause i really dont mind, buuuut  what are you boy or girl and it doesnt count " im a snail lol" because if it is of that im a snail too
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0207 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm sure you already answered the question when you made "Do you have a " lol...
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:iconillydragonfly:
IllyDragonfly Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014   Writer
Every time I post a photo of myself (and they are not many) I receive strange compliments by strangers, some women. :XD: Jeez folks, find yourself a boyfriend/girlfriend in real life, I'm not on dA for that!!! You explained my feelings very well in this comic.
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Lisapororro Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014
they are a pain in the ass ..... . 
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SoraCelesDRossetteTs Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2014  Student General Artist
the second option is so.... temptress.... xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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TsukaiKirimoto Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
You know what you are and I know what I am. 2+2 does not = 5 so lets keep it that way. You're an artist and I'm a watcher that is that. (Sorry I felt like I needed to say this o.0)
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psyxpanda Featured By Owner May 4, 2014
If someone watches you then it should be apparent what your values, attitude, and gender---oops, genderless---are. >.< Next time you receive those kind of messages, throw the stupid people to the basement, and we will take care of them. Don't mind the noise, though. ^^
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AmyNChan Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You've made a lot of these, so I'm still not sure.  XDD

whatevs, you're a snail with epic art, so it shouldn't bug me, right.  *^_^*
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Hahah the art is all that matters in the end XD
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:iconamynchan:
AmyNChan Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
haha, if that's true then I'm in huge trouble!  XDDD

ah well, the point is to practice and get better.  *^_^*
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Immortal-Len Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013
Well this comic helps a lot. As a new watcher I was trying to figure out your gender. I honestly thought you were female before I saw this. 

I know it really doesn't matter but I over obses if I don't know the gender of... anyone really. Usually fictional characters though. 
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Hahah lol were you trying to figure it out? Whoops ^^
Damn, gave myself away too easily.

Yeah I do that too, don't worry. It boggles my mind lol
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Immortal-Len Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014
Why do you mock me so? 
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Nero--Angelo Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
pu-leeze, like I'd let a little something like gender get in the way of me stalking hitting on inappropriately videotaping watching you :3
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:iconsnailords:
SnaiLords Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013  Student Digital Artist
LOL I knew I saw a camera flash last night...
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:iconprotodramon:
Protodramon Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Remember how you said you like to keep your gender secret?

You failed
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:iconsnailords:
SnaiLords Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2013  Student Digital Artist
lol I don't fail. A majority still think I'm a female. neheheh
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Protodramon Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2013  Student Digital Artist
X3 I was proved worng!
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:iconsnailords:
SnaiLords Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2013  Student Digital Artist
hahah
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Blackgaara3 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
unwatch? NEVER -clings- you're my idol! I shall stalk--- I mean <<
>> Dawatch you forever :iconrubcheeksplz: <---(dun ask)
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:iconsnailords:
SnaiLords Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Lol stalk me? Forget that. I'm already in your vents
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Blackgaara3 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
LOL I HAS NON >8DDDD
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:iconsnailords:
SnaiLords Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Student Digital Artist
i noticed...so I went in your closet.
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Blackgaara3 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
OMO want tea? 8DD
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Student Digital Artist
With you, sure :)
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Blackgaara3 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
:3 -gets boba tea- there
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leeannett Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Student Artist
oaky as soon as i read genderless i had to look it up.so i was wondering do u mind being called snail :iconsnailplz: or is that too weird :iconanoplz:
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Not weird at all lol...im the one calling myself a snail ahahahha

SO FEEL FREE to call me snails anytime you wish ( Many of the dA fellows have done so XD)
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leeannett Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Student Artist
ooh XD okay thanks just thought I'd ask first
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LadySeraph Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012
...You've successfully confused me now, are you biologically male or female?
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Ahah~

I'm a snail...lol I have no gender. You can think of me as a male or a female as you wish
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sweetsweetsunshines Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
ok, I was wondering for awhile what was with the female/male yous in your gallery
*does not unwatch* ^^
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Student Digital Artist
lol I don't know. I'm weird lol XD
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JudgeEddy2 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
now I have a voice for you in my head
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:iconvillail:
Villail Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You're funny either way. Troll away I say! *continues watching and doesn't care if you're a guy*
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Student Digital Artist
hahahahahahah awesome XD

I will troll HARD XD
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Hasgral Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ohh! now I get the snail reference! (finaly biology lessons pay off)
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:iconsnailords:
SnaiLords Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Student Digital Artist
PAHAHAHAHAHAHH XD good XD
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Tesunie Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Is this when I say, I've been commonly mistaken as a girl on the phone? I'd rather be called a girl online when they can't see my face than on the phone where they can hear my voice. I guess... I don't have a many voice!? :crying:

Of course, on DA, it might help a little if you had your gender in your header... on drew your male side more. I've been going trough your comics and I was confused, as I say girl side, tomboy side... and that was it. Then I say a comic a little farther forward (reading them backwards, FTW?) where you talk about a french maid drawing and having a boner. And that's kinda when it clicked for me.

Thankfully, I don't make gender themed comments unless I'm completely sure (or I refer to people as he as considered proper for the English language when not sure of a gender).

I'd just link them to a picture I drew of myself. Then ask if they still think I'm a girl. :nod: (I get called a girl in real life, but so far not online... go figure. -_- )

Nice comic series. Wished my art was loose enough to get something like this done. I've been enjoying your gallery so far.
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Lol at least no girl has walked up to you asking for a tampon yet.

XD LOL yeah I should draw the male side more. Oh well. I don't want to be associated to any gender.

I'm just going to represent myself in both gender XD
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Tesunie Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
No... they haven't. I've gotten notes from the school office (when I was in school) from people who actually knew me, and it was the female spelling of my name and they told my brother to hand the note t his sister... when I was standing right behind him. ^^; I did get called a girl a lot by other students when I was younger, but that was teasing. I was clearly a boy.

So you one of THOSE people... (I have no idea what I'm saying. It just seemed funny at the moment. Yes. I know. It wasn't. :P) On the internet, I don't care. I've been called a girl on here before. Someone thought I was a girl by the way I type. Though to be honest, I've had some people I knew was a girl by the way they typed, and I can normally actually guess someone's gender by their art style, though I try not to assign a gender unless I know (or it's the formal he form old English). You like to be... mysterious I take? *Plays twilight music or something*

Hey. It's your avatar of yourself. It can be any gender you want, or no gender. I know of a lot of people who play female characters in games because they feel like it. No other reason.

Personally, I find the female form hard for me to draw. I never had any sisters, and I have a perfectly good male reference right here (points to myself). A male form I know how everything works and connects. So, I guess I'm saying I think it's great you can draw female forms so well, and be able to easily draw yourself as a girl. Have you ever done the female/male self memes? Just wondering, as it'd sound right up your ally.
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MelodieRox Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
What does self-sexual mean?
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2012  Student Digital Artist
lol

Does not need a partner for sexual purposes.

Aka masturbation lol.
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