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Why so serious by SnaiLords Why so serious by SnaiLords
Or if I don't smile, people would think I'm sad lol
One girl was like "I like your snails necklace. I love snails. I used to pour salts on them."
Me: WTF? lol Why you be killing my people.

She kinda stared at me like...wtf...

My other co-host + main manager said more than half of the male staff crushes on me. lulz. 
So being a deek that I am. I tease the crap outta them. By dressing like the female side and smiles at them all cutesy. Then act all clueless about being "liked". 

Although every time they said "Lady first." I'm like "I'm a man, bro. You first."
XD Get it right humans. It doesn't matter what my shell appears to look like. I'm half a boy! 

Random note: The smiling outta nowhere creeped most of my teachers out...lmao
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:iconnerdyfeak:
NerdyFeak Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2015
Dude those creepy smiles that make people freak are the best :D
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Lucyann-san Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
THE STRUGGLE LIFE
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Forestshifter Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014  Student General Artist
I get something like this all the time. If I'm not looking them straight in the eyes or not smiling people assume I'm about to start crying or mass murder everyone around me.
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Kitsune-Kami1 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Just remember this: normal is just a setting on the dryer
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015  Student Digital Artist
That's so FUNNY
WHY YOU SO FUNNY.
lol
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:iconkitsune-kami1:
Kitsune-Kami1 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you! It's just something my mom and I used to say
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MinadoriDenise Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014
on spot again XD happens to me often X3 love your comics <3
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:iconzazzyleey:
Zazzyleey Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
'Its okay bro, i love me to' xD
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SailorMMD Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014   Digital Artist
I feel you, I really do.
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delta7Xx Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014
i feel like i know you X3
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animelol13 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014
XD 
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AJInu-Okami Featured By Owner May 20, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Yeah, my dad comments on my face expressions when I'm relaxing. It's gets annoying because I'm really not upset or anything; just in deep thought.
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Wtlake Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Hobbyist
Daaaaamn, I was just randomly going thru comics, when i found yours, and I already started loving it ! I don't know if you are like that in reality, but people like you make the world much more fun (at least for me).
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dinobenten Featured By Owner May 5, 2014
You're freaking awesome.
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DarkNightlitMoons Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
haha! dude needs to watch what he says! :D
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Student Digital Artist
...he's too incredibly creepy to do so...
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DarkNightlitMoons Featured By Owner May 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
hehe, I guess he doesn't know when to stop talking, maybe someone should step in for him or something, hehe :D
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mewkimikochan Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm with you, my default look makes me look like a murderer, or i'm staring into your soul 
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I don't think your default makes you look like a murderer...
that hidden axe and some blood on your t-shirt though...
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mewkimikochan Featured By Owner May 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
How'd you find the axe, I thought I buried it, and that's . . .. ketchup . . .
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Synaesthetic1 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014
I wish I had your wit and mouth, it would make messing around with my coworkers and pissants so much more... more.
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I was on a ladder, retrieving some containers, this girl walked in and commented on my ass. I was like "The hell...you waiting for. ;D Smack them." She did and I dropped all containers on the ground LOL.
I was like "Sorry, hadn't been touched by a human for awhile. You just left me so shocked." 

I got half of the staff referring to "people" as "humans". ^_- Spread that weirdness like buttah. 

lol but aside from throwing random remarks. I can't hold a conversation lololol. 
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TinyandHuge Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2014  Student General Artist
lol the same. Either i look depress or high
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Lol use it to your advantage.

Sit by a corner with a jar so people throw pennies in ^^
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TinyandHuge Featured By Owner May 8, 2014  Student General Artist
LOL PERFECT.

It'll solve money problems!
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addesin Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014  Student General Artist
Bahahahaa. Apparently my "default" face is "MY DOG JUST DIED DON'T TALK TO ME OR I MAY CRY ON YOU" (translate: depressed/sad as fuck) because I constantly get asked if I'm okay whenever I'm in class and once I get to the acquaintance phase with people they admit that at first they were afraid to talk to me because I looked so fucking sad. Even people at my dorm sometimes see me and have to ask if I'm feeling okay. But then, people who know me fairly well know that I'm nothing like that and constantly pretty upbeat or at least energetic which I find funny. And I've learned that my "drawing" face is pretty pissed off and murderous as well- who knew? It's pretty weird when people tell me I've got the scariest looks on my face when I'm not paying attention...
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Student Digital Artist
LOL GEEZ, I like how they stayed away because you looked "sad".

lol you're just experiencing your character's emotions when you draw. Or concentrating hard that you look pissed.

So if you're actually sad, do people ask?
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addesin Featured By Owner May 4, 2014  Student General Artist
Right? I mean, occassionally I'll get asked if I'm alright but it's kind of weird how people will avoid someone who looks down. Like I wouldn't call it rude, but it's kinda awkward and unpleasant...

I have noticed that when I draw nsfw, I tend to mimic their expressions unconsciously... Or when I'm writing, I mumble the dialogue under my breath to see if it sounds right... Lol. I guess I'm weird like that? 

When I'm actually sad I tend to avoid people, though, so very few people have actually seen me sad, I think. Mostly my family and my boyfriend, etc. Like I said, I'm generally pretty upbeat and stuff so I'm not sad that often... 
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WalkerMonetArt Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014   Digital Artist
Lol, I get the same response from people at school I'm known as "the girl who looks mean"
it's like dayma can't I zone out to some music 
My dad also does the same thing he always thinks i'm sad but half the time I'm just super relaxed and comfy 
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Student Digital Artist
AWw. Push them down a flight of stair to prove them right. lol Jk. 

hahah your relaxed face must look so sad, huh
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WalkerMonetArt Featured By Owner May 4, 2014   Digital Artist
lol, that would teach em :shakefish:
And I guess it does, I once tried to smile in public and I swear people scooted away from me lol.
It was like Wednesday in the Addam's Family Values movie, when she smiled.
I just seem my face as round soft and squishy 
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Ceretaker Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014
Lol u know a handful of marines huh, r u trying 2 replace meh or something sanily snail? I havnt died yet u know? hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Military guys are just drawn to me like moths to the flames.
I'm not sure why LOL.

Or the guys in law enforcement. 0_0

You better not die.
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Inaan Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014
OMG those poor snails! How could she pour salts on them?!? That's down right cruel and creepy and she has the nerve to look at you with the wtf look!!!
Aham...anyhow I too day dream every time I am bored, but when I do this my face goes completely blank or if I'm in class I look like I'm engrossed with what the teacher is saying lolz :D
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Student Digital Artist
0_o I know, that's just sick. Like why??? What did the snails do to her??

Hahahah best way to mask day dream face is too make eye contact with teacher!
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Inaan Featured By Owner May 9, 2014
Yeah! People can be cruel...-_-

Right, right! Though this one time my eyes were just the tiniest bit alway from my math teacher's eyes, and apparently she noticed cuzz she just stopped talking and started waving her pensil in my direction...yeah she was not amused lol :D
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KajiTetsushi Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's okay, bro. I also ship Camazing×Camazing.
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Student Digital Artist
O o gawd XD
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BloodBeatnJustice Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014
'Why so serious?' like from Batman. :D I prefer to imagine that coming out of u. Makes me laugh. :rofl: Partly b/c u could be that crazy if the situation demanded it. ;P
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Student Digital Artist
hahahaha I could be
but if I were that deranged, I'd have a cover up persona where I act extremely normal.

Ain't tryna get caught!
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drkkrystalviolet Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2014  Student General Artist
totally understand that if im not smiling people start wondering where i stashed the body
and when i am smiling ppl think im crazy or somethin

maddox: pfft like youd ever actually stash a body somewhere
me: i know right to many ways to easily dispose of one

female: wait a minute but you are ...
male: *puts hand over female sides mouth* we know that but that doesn't mean we have ta broadcast it
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Shh, these walls have ears!
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drkkrystalviolet Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014  Student General Artist
indeed they do
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Sorasubject01 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2014  Student General Artist
Tell me about it lol. I am constantly daydreaming and people say I always look intense like I want to kill somebody. When I smile or giggle though people just look at me like I'm insane. Probably because they're used to me looking all murder faced all the time lol
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Student Digital Artist
hahaahah
accompany giggling by a creepy unbroken gaze at someone...then draw creepy sketches as well.
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Sorasubject01 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014  Student General Artist
lol yeah those too
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in-no-hurry2grow Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2014  Student General Artist
Sometimes I look at my friends, and I start laughing or sneering. It's just a sudden uncontrollable urge to find them funny.
And then, when someone bugs me, my voice turns incredibly low.

But that's not weird.
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SnaiLords Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Student Digital Artist
lol oh I understand, sometimes your friends' faces just automatically makes you laugh
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in-no-hurry2grow Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Student General Artist
The worst part is, i still do it when they're working hard or they're feeling down. Which makes things awkward.

I have a twin sister, and if she doesn't smile, the whole world thinks she hates them. Even McDonalds' staff thinks she hates them.
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KuroMadicchi Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What!? she did what to snails?
Beware Camazing she might pour slat on you too XD

One time I got hit by a chair at the back of my head while someone was carrying it
it hurt...a lot I almost teared up but then I remembered a comic so I couldn't help but laugh

but due to the pain of my head all I did was smile creepily, people called me a masochist since then =="
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