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Don't You Hate It WhenDon't you hate it whenever people do these things?
Be nice to me, I have cancer.Be nice to me, I have cancer.I wince and glance around at everyone around me. A few curious eyes glance at my mother, trying to be surreptitious but the greedy look in their eyes lets me know they want to hear more. I sigh and duck my head a bit, moving closer to my mom and mumbling beneath my breath, Please, dont do this right here, right now; cant it wait until were in the car?Why should it? she challenges back at me. Be nice to me. I. Have. Cancer. She says it loudly, and more heads turn to stare at me. I blush and look up at my mothers bald head. Wisps of hair try to shine through, but it doesnt do much but make her look like a sad, pitiful lion. The hair is a silky blond color. Her original hair color was black. I wonder how her hair managed to change color, and I wonder if the radiation had anything to do with it, or maybe my mom had just been dying her hair before then without l
The Fire Within - Chapter OneDead. That one word was all that lingered in my mind like a dark, black shadow that touched each of my thoughts. Yes, she’s long gone now. Gone like the ashes flowing in the wind towards an uncertain and melancholic future. It was a house fire that killed my friend. She had burned to death. Burned. I had heard her ear-piercing shrill moments before I arrived at her house.I was rushing over with tears in my eyes and my friend on my mind. The wind whipped through my hair like water as the smoke stung my eyes making my caged tears flow down my face freely. They only left paths of despair in their tracks. But I could only focus on the orange glow of the fire behind the black silhouette of the trees getting brighter as I got near. The smoke suffocated my lungs and they felt like they were going to collapse, but I kept running. I saw the house in view, the orange and red flame ingesting my friend’s house. Movement on the ground caught my eye. I’m too late, I thought as my
Character's Plea to a Lazy Writer“Don’t leave me. Please,” he begged.I sighed. “I have to. I don’t even know what I’m doing…”“No one does, that’s the point! It’s a learning experience, and honey, you’re losing.”“I’ve barely even done anything!”“And that’s the problem. You can’t give up now! If you do, I’ll….”“You’ll what?”“I’ll ruin my life.”“Uh-huh.”“I’m serious. Without you, I’m nothing.”“You’ll be fine, Luke.”“No, I won’t. I’ll become an alcoholic.”“Sure you will.”“And I’ll sleep with tons of women.”“Not my problem.”“And…I’ll…become an angry cat lady.”“You’d need to be a woman for that.”He pouted, grabbing my abandoned pencil and throwing it across the table
Cliche Mei."They fell in love at first-sight."He was the boy with the pocket-watch heart that no longer told time and the sandpaper skin that she was afraid to touch and a past that was better left untold. His heart used to tick effortlessly and his skin wasn't always that rough you know. She was the girl with the glass eyes and the broken smile and a secret for each breath she exhausted. Sometimes if you were lucky enough you could make out the words as they pumped out her mouth but she made sure to purse her lips when around him.ii."I am nothing without you."When she wasn't around he would count his steps so he knew how far he had walked without her hand in his. She would lie on her roof and count the stars and let out a secret for each one; a secret she was too scared to let him see. When they were together, you could hear the little hand and big hand scratching at his ribcage because they were trying to move, but his lungs would always get in the way. He was hoping it wouldn't come to
Satanic Bitches. YAOI.It was morning.AGAIN!!!!!!!11He was in my mind for the past three hours since I've met him, and I just can't take it anymore. I'm losing sleep. I grabbed a Coca Cola from my chrome General Electric Freezer. It was dated to expire two years ago, but that's why I froze it. Anyway.I mean, I feel like...like...I might be...not straight. It's too much to take in here. I feel like, I'm not part of the circle of life anymore. What if I am? What if I never have kids? What if I can't contribute what I was made to contribute to society? I kinda like babies. But they poop. Hm... Maybe it's a good thing I'm not straight.I felt a tap on my shoulder. I jumped. I felt like I could've grabbed the ceiling fan that was surprisingly dusty. I need to clean that later."WHO ARE YOU!?!>!?" I screamed. It was the boy fro
If I Was Your Bride - Gratsu fanficGratsu Week - Day 8: WeddingGray looked at himself in a full-length mirror. Somehow, he managed to get dressed in the tuxedo he had to wear today, but he had never put on a bow tie like this before. He tugged it one way, then another. He knew basically how bow ties looked, and they were definitely not like this.There was a knock on the door, then a creak as it opened. Gray looked into the mirror to see pink hair peeking in."Are you almost ready?" asked Natsu. "People are starting to ask where you are."Gray dropped his hands to his side. "Maybe I should just forget the stupid tie. It's not like my clothes will stay on long anyway.""At least stay dressed through the wedding." Natsu walked in, wearing a nice red shirt and black necktie with his muffler wrapped around it. "You're hopeless at dressing yourself.""I've never had to wear something like this before."Natsu yanked the messed up bow off and wrapped it around Gray's neck again.Gray flinched at the tightness
Burden of StoneTime goes byYet he remainsAs a constantAmid changePatiently he waitsNever farAlways nearSeldom forgottenTo someHe is stoneUnwavering and strongResilient and unchangingMany had comeAnd many leftHe watched themPass into memoryFor against timeHe suffered lonelinessStaying constantAs everything changedBut he was stoneResilient and strongHe could not showHow weak he had becomeSo he waitedAs alwaysWatching time flowNow seldom rememberedHe was a constantAmid all changeQuietly passingInto forgotten memoriesWatching as they all left
When BoysWhat those cutesy "When boys" quotes would be like in reality.SnaiLords, ruining romance since the dawn of its age.Thank you for watching and commenting.Subscribe for more weirdness.