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How to get out of awkward situationsHow to get out of awkward situationsFrom growling stomach during class to caught dancing with someone else’s girlfriend. We show you how to get out of those everyday awkward situations.^^ Thank you for watching. Let me know what you think.
Don't You Hate It WhenDon't you hate it whenever people do these things?
Top 10 reasons why she's not into youXD
Character's Plea to a Lazy Writer“Don’t leave me. Please,” he begged.I sighed. “I have to. I don’t even know what I’m doing…”“No one does, that’s the point! It’s a learning experience, and honey, you’re losing.”“I’ve barely even done anything!”“And that’s the problem. You can’t give up now! If you do, I’ll….”“You’ll what?”“I’ll ruin my life.”“Uh-huh.”“I’m serious. Without you, I’m nothing.”“You’ll be fine, Luke.”“No, I won’t. I’ll become an alcoholic.”“Sure you will.”“And I’ll sleep with tons of women.”“Not my problem.”“And…I’ll…become an angry cat lady.”“You’d need to be a woman for that.”He pouted, grabbing my abandoned pencil and throwing it across the table
Cliche Mei."They fell in love at first-sight."He was the boy with the pocket-watch heart that no longer told time and the sandpaper skin that she was afraid to touch and a past that was better left untold. His heart used to tick effortlessly and his skin wasn't always that rough you know. She was the girl with the glass eyes and the broken smile and a secret for each breath she exhausted. Sometimes if you were lucky enough you could make out the words as they pumped out her mouth but she made sure to purse her lips when around him.ii."I am nothing without you."When she wasn't around he would count his steps so he knew how far he had walked without her hand in his. She would lie on her roof and count the stars and let out a secret for each one; a secret she was too scared to let him see. When they were together, you could hear the little hand and big hand scratching at his ribcage because they were trying to move, but his lungs would always get in the way. He was hoping it wouldn't come to
BubbleGum - GrayxNatsuGray chewed thoughtfully.
pop!The pink substance retreated back with a swipe of the tongue. He chewed again.
pop!The cycle repeated.
pop!"WOULD YOU SHUT UP ALREADY?!" Natsu pounded his fists heavily on the bar counter, leaving a noticeable two dents and spider-web cracks in the wooden surface.The ice mage turned a bit on the bar stool, glaring over at the other as he moved his gum to one cheek and continued chewing absently, "
What's your problem?"Natsu growled lowly, also turning in his chair to face Gray sitting next to him, one hand balled up into a fist at his side, the other still planted on the bar counter, "You'd better quit popping that freaking gum!!" he seethed, "It's annoying as hell! What're you, six?!"With one leg crossed over the other, Gray leaned an arm on the edge of bar counter, giving the dragon slayer an irritated stare, "Last I checked, gum didn't have an age limit," he paused there, then a smirk suddenly formed on
Ice Skating -GrayxNatsu-"Natsu! Come on!"This was the worst."Shut-up already! I'm getting there!"But Natsu continued to stand there in the freezing snow, unmoving, as he glared down distastefully at the layer of ice before him. Mocking him. Much like how Gray was as he skated effortlessly on the frozen lake while laughing at the pink-haired teen."Just give it up Lucy!" Gray called to the blonde skating nearby him, "He's too scared to get on the ice.""I ain't scared you bastard!!" Natsu screamed from the edge of the frozen lake, "I just hate this sort of thing! It's freezing out here!"Honestly, when Natsu had been invited by Erza for their group to all hang out after school at the park, he expected snowball fights. Something to get his blood pumping and heart racing. And so he could have the excuse to pummel Gray in a way that didn't get him in trouble with Erza.But then said young woman had abruptly shown up with pairs of ice skates for everyone. He didn't know how she did it, but she did, and with eve
When BoysWhat those cutesy "When boys" quotes would be like in reality.SnaiLords, ruining romance since the dawn of its age.Thank you for watching and commenting.Subscribe for more weirdness.