New Youtube videoHahah if I were a boy, I'd totally be a better man.Or not...
How to get out of awkward situationsHow to get out of awkward situationsFrom growling stomach during class to caught dancing with someone else’s girlfriend. We show you how to get out of those everyday awkward situations.^^ Thank you for watching. Let me know what you think.
BECAUSE YOLOLOL Ok, I actually made the video, sent an email as an application. Not sure if I did this properly but whatever, I can't follow directions well.I'll just attend casting calls tomorrow as well....which means I really should be asleep but I'm wide awake.
Don't You Hate It WhenDon't you hate it whenever people do these things?
Top 10 reasons why she's not into youXD
The Nerd and His Midnight Visitor"Pass this message on or brutally murdered Emma will find you."What happens if I refuse to forward one of those pesky chain messages?
The Fire Within - Chapter OneDead. That one word was all that lingered in my mind like a dark, black shadow that touched each of my thoughts. Yes, she’s long gone now. Gone like the ashes flowing in the wind towards an uncertain and melancholic future. It was a house fire that killed my friend. She had burned to death. Burned. I had heard her ear-piercing shrill moments before I arrived at her house.I was rushing over with tears in my eyes and my friend on my mind. The wind whipped through my hair like water as the smoke stung my eyes making my caged tears flow down my face freely. They only left paths of despair in their tracks. But I could only focus on the orange glow of the fire behind the black silhouette of the trees getting brighter as I got near. The smoke suffocated my lungs and they felt like they were going to collapse, but I kept running. I saw the house in view, the orange and red flame ingesting my friend’s house. Movement on the ground caught my eye. I’m too late, I thought as my
Character's Plea to a Lazy Writer“Don’t leave me. Please,” he begged.I sighed. “I have to. I don’t even know what I’m doing…”“No one does, that’s the point! It’s a learning experience, and honey, you’re losing.”“I’ve barely even done anything!”“And that’s the problem. You can’t give up now! If you do, I’ll….”“You’ll what?”“I’ll ruin my life.”“Uh-huh.”“I’m serious. Without you, I’m nothing.”“You’ll be fine, Luke.”“No, I won’t. I’ll become an alcoholic.”“Sure you will.”“And I’ll sleep with tons of women.”“Not my problem.”“And…I’ll…become an angry cat lady.”“You’d need to be a woman for that.”He pouted, grabbing my abandoned pencil and throwing it across the table
Bag Of DreamsI once knew a boyWho carried his dreams on his backAnd kept them togetherIn a burlap sack,Which he hoistedAnd heavedUntil finallyHe'd leaveUsually in the same wayThat he came,With a bag full of dreamsA back full of painAnd with nowhere left to stay.This boyThough so smallcarried it allWithout a single complaint,While his legs seemed to stallAnd continually tried to fallAt every bump in the road.But on the boy walkedHe could not be stoppedOn his quest to keep his dreams.So to help him alongI sang him a songSo mellifluousAnd so sweetIt became a lullabyAnd slowly shut his eyesSo he could finally go to sleep.And while he slept on the groundI made not a soundWhile I approached the burlap sack,I made small tearSo some dreamsCould escape, if they dare.I just wanted to helpI swear.That bag was too heavyFor any boy to wear.I knew thisThis I did.So when he awokeAnd started to chokeAs he realizedThat his dreams were goneThey had long since died,I did
BubbleGum - GrayxNatsuGray chewed thoughtfully.
pop!The pink substance retreated back with a swipe of the tongue. He chewed again.
pop!The cycle repeated.
pop!"WOULD YOU SHUT UP ALREADY?!" Natsu pounded his fists heavily on the bar counter, leaving a noticeable two dents and spider-web cracks in the wooden surface.The ice mage turned a bit on the bar stool, glaring over at the other as he moved his gum to one cheek and continued chewing absently, "
What's your problem?"Natsu growled lowly, also turning in his chair to face Gray sitting next to him, one hand balled up into a fist at his side, the other still planted on the bar counter, "You'd better quit popping that freaking gum!!" he seethed, "It's annoying as hell! What're you, six?!"With one leg crossed over the other, Gray leaned an arm on the edge of bar counter, giving the dragon slayer an irritated stare, "Last I checked, gum didn't have an age limit," he paused there, then a smirk suddenly formed on
Cliche Mei."They fell in love at first-sight."He was the boy with the pocket-watch heart that no longer told time and the sandpaper skin that she was afraid to touch and a past that was better left untold. His heart used to tick effortlessly and his skin wasn't always that rough you know. She was the girl with the glass eyes and the broken smile and a secret for each breath she exhausted. Sometimes if you were lucky enough you could make out the words as they pumped out her mouth but she made sure to purse her lips when around him.ii."I am nothing without you."When she wasn't around he would count his steps so he knew how far he had walked without her hand in his. She would lie on her roof and count the stars and let out a secret for each one; a secret she was too scared to let him see. When they were together, you could hear the little hand and big hand scratching at his ribcage because they were trying to move, but his lungs would always get in the way. He was hoping it wouldn't come to
If I Was Your Bride - Gratsu fanficGratsu Week - Day 8: WeddingGray looked at himself in a full-length mirror. Somehow, he managed to get dressed in the tuxedo he had to wear today, but he had never put on a bow tie like this before. He tugged it one way, then another. He knew basically how bow ties looked, and they were definitely not like this.There was a knock on the door, then a creak as it opened. Gray looked into the mirror to see pink hair peeking in."Are you almost ready?" asked Natsu. "People are starting to ask where you are."Gray dropped his hands to his side. "Maybe I should just forget the stupid tie. It's not like my clothes will stay on long anyway.""At least stay dressed through the wedding." Natsu walked in, wearing a nice red shirt and black necktie with his muffler wrapped around it. "You're hopeless at dressing yourself.""I've never had to wear something like this before."Natsu yanked the messed up bow off and wrapped it around Gray's neck again.Gray flinched at the tightness
Eternal Flame Wrapped in Ice - Gratsu fanficGratsu Week - Day 6: ProposeNatsu walked to the river where, in the past, he and Gray had fought one another many times. There he saw the silhouette he knew well...his raven-haired lover. Seeing Gray standing there, waiting for him, with his arms folded over his naked chest, made Natsu want to cry. He had to pause on the top of the river bank, looking down at the shore bathed in the crimson glow of sunset, and swallow back his emotions.They had not been to this location in over a year. Not since, much to the guild's surprise, the two who had been rivals came out as lovers. On that day, it was Gray who said "Let's never call one another to this river again unless we plan to change the relationship we have now."Natsu took that to mean breaking up. This river represented a past of strife. They were walking hand-in-hand into a future of love.Or so he thought.So when that morning, Gray stomped into the guild, marched up to Natsu and yelled, "Hey, flame-brain! You, me,
Satanic Bitches. YAOI.It was morning.AGAIN!!!!!!!11He was in my mind for the past three hours since I've met him, and I just can't take it anymore. I'm losing sleep. I grabbed a Coca Cola from my chrome General Electric Freezer. It was dated to expire two years ago, but that's why I froze it. Anyway.I mean, I feel like...like...I might be...not straight. It's too much to take in here. I feel like, I'm not part of the circle of life anymore. What if I am? What if I never have kids? What if I can't contribute what I was made to contribute to society? I kinda like babies. But they poop. Hm... Maybe it's a good thing I'm not straight.I felt a tap on my shoulder. I jumped. I felt like I could've grabbed the ceiling fan that was surprisingly dusty. I need to clean that later."WHO ARE YOU!?!>!?" I screamed. It was the boy fro
When BoysWhat those cutesy "When boys" quotes would be like in reality.SnaiLords, ruining romance since the dawn of its age.Thank you for watching and commenting.Subscribe for more weirdness.